– CurtisTHġ3. The word “Fat” just looks like someone took a bite out of the first letter of the word “Eat.” – dunkm1nġ4. Your stomach thinks all potato is mashed. – H3llShadowġ2. Thanks to the Internet, I have probably seen more naked ladies than all of my ancestors combined. – Deejerġ1. Trying to get rich by playing the lottery is like trying to commit suicide by flying on commercial airlines. We even abduct them for medical experiments. – OMGGGEEEEġ0. The iconic Alien is to us what we are to apes: small, pale, big headed, and with unfathomable technology. – CerealFlakesĨ. As a dishwasher, I come home after hours of work in which I get covered in filth, and I take a shower only to realize…I am the final dish – RandyJonesĩ. I wish I had a Mario Kart-like ghost of myself punctually getting ready for work in the morning so I’d know if I was running late. – PhantomDukieĦ. When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow – benji9t3ħ. The Google self-driving car should have an “I’m Feeling Lucky” button that drives you to a random location. – roboccohurlyĤ. “Go to bed, you’ll feel better in the morning” is the human version of “Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?” – W0rdN3rdĥ. The person who would proof read Hitler’s speeches was a grammar Nazi. – andrew688kģ. X88B88 looks like the word voodoo reflecting off of itself. – YELLHEAHĢ. Every time you upvote someone on Reddit, you are making their day better, at the cost of nothing. Maybe ‘Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?’ isn’t a show that displays how stupid grown adults can be, but rather, a show that depicts how much useless information we teach grade schoolers that won’t be retained or applicable later in life. Related 6 Magical Ways to Help Yourself Study Better 50 Shower Thoughtsġ. So the next time you take a shower, why don’t you take notice of what comes to your mind? In the meantime take a look at other people’s intriguing realizations. Shower thoughts, even trivial ones, can make your day and inspire you to do more, encourage you to be more creative or just make you laugh silly.
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